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“you lurk bc u care” no bitch it’s bc im nosey

first i yee and then maybe if im feelin spicy i’ll even haw

kahunakyle:

captainsnoop:

drinKING. smoKING. spanKING. all these kings in my life, and still no queen… any takers? 😉

Dairy Queen

that was some real shit you just said homeboy lets go to dairy queen

dankmemesreasonforliving:

aphrodeiti:

Do you ever become desensitized to your own trauma?? Like you’ve been dealing with it for so long that when you accidentally let it slip out in conversation and the persons like “um oh my god?” You’re like wow I forgot my life has been one unspeakable horror after another #noted

zerotheduke:

francisxie:

horn

unwelcome-ozian:

five-flats:

overherewiththequeers:

overherewiththequeers:

castielcampbell:

jaydenthorne:

No. Hollywood has an older man problem.

this is so gross

I wish I could remember the name of the actress who went ballistic after being told that, at 35, she was too old to play the love interest for the 55-year-old lead.

It was Maggie Gyllenhall. And I stand corrected, she was 37.

she. was. 16. he. was. FOURTY FUCKING SIX WHAT THE FULL EVERLOVING FUCK

just-shower-thoughts:

A smoothie is a meal that a robot has pre-chewed for you.

More fuck yeah, less fuck that.

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