I cant draw but i very desperately need to see you, drawn as a giant octopus, in fishnets, drinking wine. I cannot get that image out of my brain i need someone to bring it into reality

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

giant octopus doing the t-pose / dabbing

I ruined my Bic drawing you in fishnets Gaud

adhdisgay:

ghost-y:

ghost-y:

this is legitimately the FUNNIEST fucking thing I’ve seen on any dating website

GERTA REJECTED ME

I’m seriously (not lying) getting the “you have lived your entire life in one breath” line from your short story tattood on my ribs below my right breast

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

prince-of-spoons:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

oneinabluemoon:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

cassette394:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

meltychocoprince:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

someone design a tattoo

Do it in cursive so it’s all one line

@acrylic-kitten any requests?

I uh

Did a thing (definitely working on polishing this up/making my cursive actually legible in class tomorrow)

well holy crap

@acrylic-kitten

i love how it’s done in one connecting line, without even dots on on the i’s. really emphasizes the ‘one breath’ bit

The original story, “The Water Opens Wide”, is free to read here

#this is … wholesome #gaud what did you DO #poetry

i promise this is not wholesome, read the story

this is how ring finger tattoos should be done

there’s a thought

This quote is what dissociating while high is like

also an entirely accurate way to describe the short story it’s from!

iamthecutestofborg:

Executive dysfunction is like:

*notices something that I should do*

“Hmm, I really should get that done”

*stares at it for 30 seconds*

“Anyway, moving on…”

pointlesslypointing:

golfgalaxy:

Get this.

The fuck.

Away from me.

Thanks! I hate it!

vyvansewhore:

My ADHD ass: If I forget what I’m looking for but I keep looking for it can I still find it?

justcyborgthings:

tilthat:

TIL disinfectant doesn’t kill 99.9 of the amount of germs, 99.9 percent refers to the variety of germs.

via reddit.com

More importantly, it refers to a particular set of germs that this disinfectant had been tested against, and that some disinfectants only work against 2-4 different types of bacteria. Yes, this includes alcohol and bleach. Yes, I feel betrayed too.

Lucky for you, the strains these work for are supposed to be listed on the bottle, so you can pick the disinfectant based on the setting. The source gets into this more, of you’re interested.