it costs exactly $0 and zero cents to use “they” instead of “he or she” when talking about a hypothetical person or someone whose pronouns you don’t know
“When witches get married, we tell the other our true name.” says the witch, handing the vampire a jar full of assorted small rodent bones “Marriage is a big deal- it’s dangerous to allow anyone you don’t trust wholly with your name.”
“So… how do witches divorce?” asks the vampire, struggling to hold all the bone jars at once- why do they have so many bone jars? Are bones that good of a seller?
“If it’s amicable you just agree not to be married anymore.” says the witch, smiling “If it’s not amicable, whoever curses first usually wins. There’s a reason most of us stay single”
Late at night, when everyone else has long since gone to sleep, you can hear a soft melody begin. Tonight, you decide that you can’t stand the curiosity any longer. You know you will be in deep trouble if you’re caught, but something about that music always tugs at your soul.
Carefully, you creep your way down through the building, avoiding the spots where you know the floor creaks, and keeping to the shadows as best as you can. Finally, you find yourself reaching the old sealed off section. The area beyond this, holds quite a few old practice studios and classrooms, including what was once a music room.
No one talks about what happened here, leaving most of your generation completely in the dark. Even from here though, you can see the dark scars on the floor and ceiling, from where fire ate away at the structure. A few have asked why this section was not just rebuilt, but the answer never comes, and the punishment is usually severe.
Worrying your lip between your teeth, you carefully tug at the boards and panels as you make your way along, grinning triumphantly when you find a loose section. After quite a bit of squirming, you manage to get inside, the chill instantly biting at your skin through your thin clothes.
With a shiver, you carry on, walking carefully through the scorched halls, until you reach what was once a large music room. Inside, a faint light shines, illuminating a grand piano, and someone sitting before it. Even from here, you can tell that you have never seen them before, and carefully, you sneak in further, hiding as you listen to the beautiful music.
Something about it soothes you, and you unintentionally start relaxing, eyes closing as you hide, letting the music flow over you. Your mind continues to wander, as you stand there, wondering just who this stranger is, and why they stay in this horrible place. You would do anything to be away from your so called caretakers, and with such a beautiful skill, you’re certain this person could go anywhere they pleased.
All of a sudden, you realise that everything is silent, feeling the hairs rise up on the back of your neck. Eyes snapping open, you find the stranger standing directly in front of you, having found your hiding place with apparent ease. The darkness of the room only serves to hide their features and expression from you, casting a dark silhouette.
A startled and frightened sound escapes you as you stumble back quickly, knowing that close contact with anyone means pain, only to trip over the debris that you had so carefully avoided when you entered, sharp pain flaring up your leg as you fall.
when vampires fuck up they just pretend to be dead for a century and honestly, power move
waiter: enjoy your meal
me: you too!
me: …
me: *sleeps until everyone i know is dead*
Okay but like I work as a waitress and this is actually a pleasant thing to hear, i’m eating eventually, thank you for wanting me to enjoy my meal too
this changes everything
When I’m at a restaurant I write weird or creepy things on napkins and leave them on the table. Today I wrote “be careful. They’re coming and they know who you are” and left it on the table.
idk what that has to do with my post but i’m so grateful to you for sharing
I used to sell old books and put ridiculous dates on the inner cover with cryptic messages like
“1857~
see you in hell brother dearest
Unfortunately,
Marvin”
This got real creepy real quick and I love it
Tell me more, you creepy people.
I love writing ominous messages on a piece of paper, ripping it up, than scattering it in public. I don’t know if anyone has actually gotten the messages, but if they did, I hope they’re scared as all hell.
When I was a kid I found an enormous piece of quartz in the middle of the woods off a horse trail. I carried it around for most of my little adventure then I wrote “these woods are lovely, dark and deep/but I have promises to keep/and miles to go before I sleep/and miles to go” on a piece of paper in cursive but holding the pencil wrong so it looked a little off, and tied it around the rock with my hair tie and left it in a hollow between two big tree branches. It wasn’t there two days later.
apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office
this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left
David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”
David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”