baras:

miguel-the-sexy-and-powerful-god:

shibakisses:

jackchasejfc:

every time I use “they” to refer to a single gender-unknown person on Tumblr, another piece of my grammar-filled heart shatters, and the pieces scatter at the bottom of hell

“They” has been a singular pronoun for hundreds of years, you melodramatic dipshit.

well… actually… no… they is plural. people use they when they should use he, she, or it.

dense motherfucker, the pronoun “they” is an english equivalent for the third person indefinite singular and has been for literally centuries. it remains morphologically and syntactically plural therefore you don’t need to shit your little pantaloons at compromising your surely rock solid grammar rules.

i guarantee every fuckin time you’ve ever had to refer to a person of an unknown gender you’ve used “they” subconsciously. (“The post clerk gave me a message for you.” “Oh, what did they say?”) but you only have a problem with it when people specify it as a pronoun for themselves because you’re a shitlord i fuckin guess.

grammarized straight into hell

spicy.

thebootydiaries:

chicks be claiming they’re emo just cause they got bangs, but can’t even UWU *nuzzles u with my paw* properly lmfao.

When students don’t want to do an art activity

teachinginreallife:

I’m like:

3blush:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BllUQ9qBso5

kayvsworld:

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:

But seniors are just like:

averagefairy:

small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on

mjalti:

pls stop saying words to me … I don’t have a brain..

fuck-ler:

The argument that capitalism lets you freely express yourself as an individual is hilarious…and it’s debunked by the people who argue it.

“Hey, I’d like to pursue art and philosophy.”

“Heh, this loser is gonna end up poor.”

Acceptable expression of yourself as an individual must be profitable. The fact that doing what you love will leave you struggling in life is miserable and a direct result of capitalism.