sciencebelongstoallofus:

Maki Naro @ The Nib

twilightisgaynow:

sangotori:

twilightisgaynow:

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away:

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

lezbee-an:

copperbadge:

soprano-and-the-altoclef:

What a mood

I feel like not enough attention is being paid to the savagery of “said accurately of himself” right before the mood.

Beethoven: i’m bad at everything (except composing i guess) 😔😔😔

Historian: haha yeah u are

socialnetworkhell:

Women: I would prefer to be with a man who doesn’t abuse me, isn’t an addict, doesn’t cheat, bathes
Journalist: WHAT A BRUTAL LIST OF DEMANDS

sleeby….

retrorodents:

koshkaah-fr:

look @ these

deangetyourheadoutofyourgayass:

beyoncescock:

ladies, how old were you when you learned that you can peel nail filers to reveal a new one?

Today years old.

tweekisgay:

the season of solidarity nears

hpd-kitten:

I dont think my therapist understands that I cant remember my moods. Like I feel great right now, and its like i’ve always felt like this, then i’ll feel depressed and feel like i’ve felt depressed my whole life. Like dont ask me how my month has been cause I wont remember.