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ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, it’s my field of expertise 

What is the difference? Please learn me a thing

cheetahs got dots! little dot dots i want to bop

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leopards got filling. it’s cheetah 2.0. Cheetah on meth. look at that leopard shit. 

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then there’s jaguar. Jaguar is madness. it took leopard print & decided wait. what if–MAW DOTS. it’s just leopard print with dots in the middle, it’s chaos

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look at this bullshit

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i’m angry just looking at it

so in ascending order: Cheetah < Leopard < Jaguar

C.L.J. someone come up with weird mnemonic for that, i’ve done enough work for you greedy bastards

Cats love jazz

there it is

Panthers?

Black panthers are actually melanistic variants of leopards and jaguars! Black panthers in africa and asia are leopards, in the americas they’re jaguars! When people say ‘panther’ they are mostly referring to a type of leopard. 

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i am going to eat every single cop in new zealand

for context, the auckland pride board decided to ban police marching in the pride parade while in uniform, and in response, the police and several sponsors have pulled out of auckland pride. in response, the auckland pride board has not backed down, and has turned to crowdfunding to support pride this year, but the movement has caused other cities to show their support for police officers in uniform, like wellington.

this article also outlines stats around police brutality in new zealand

the response of the police has been childish and comparable to throwing a tantrum because something isn’t actually about you. fun fact!!! the purpose of pride and the lgbt community is actually not about being “inclusive of everyone”, it’s purpose is entirely and exclusively about protecting the rights of gay and trans people!! if police feel threatened by that, then maybe they should do some deeper thinking into why they feel so entitled to be welcomed and accepted by a minority group that has historically been targeted by police!!

oh one more thing!!!

auckland pride is considering ditching corporate funding entirely so here is their donation page!!!

pride being seperate from police and from corporations is how it should be, and if auckland can prove that they can make it work, hopefully wellington and many other cities can follow suit!!!

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clap your hands if you’re BISEXUAL and A LITTLE BIT OF A DUMBASS

stomp your feet if you’re PANSEXUAL and kind of A DUMB BITCH

strike a pose if you’re ASEXUAL and SORT OF AN IDIOT

say hell yeah if you’re AROMANTIC and utterly CLUELESS

flail around if you’re TRANS and a TOTAL TRAINWRECK

collapse on the floor if you’re NON-BINARY and VERY TIRED