I just read condo ghost and like? i’m crying?? dude how did something that amazing come from the biggest shitposter on tumblr ajdhskfk

charlotte-in-a-dream:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

annereadsstars:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

that’s fair and i ask myself that every day

read it here

i was drunk when i replied to this and apparently drunk me is unapologetically vain

oh wait sober me is too

Gaud stop fucking around with my life this is seriously the bestworst thing I have ever read what the fuck how dare you.

You took my life some years back and put it on paper and I never said you could do that. I never said anyone could do that. I never did it.

And here we are, me waiting for my ride from work and reading your amazingnonsense and feeling all of the things.

I hatelove you. And I don’t know you. Wow.

bestworst

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That was so freaking psychedelic, and I love it. That gave me a Murakami vibe. If you come across this, read it.