so we have this new student teacher and he’s only worked with me twice but here’s a small list of stuff he’s said while helping:
“ohhhh a minuet i think i’m into-et”
“time to play the jazzy metal tube”
“have you ever heard some goooood bagpipes? let’s listen to some bagpipes. it’ll be our ten minute practice distraction”
“mmm the taste of a good reed. you know that feel?”
“this music is so lit. like more lit than a lamp.”
“play with confidence this isn’t an awkward encounter with your crush”
“doop-de-dooo i can’t hold a tuuuune”
continued from my past two practices with him:
“this is fine everything is fine 5/4 iS FINE”
“am i your favorite college student cause i think i’m pretty snazzy if i say so myself”
“have you ever heard a cat hiss?? that’s how you have to play. just think cats hissing”
*sings* “IM ACTUALLY IN TUNE HOW”
“hey (teacher) can you help me so i don’t screw up teaching this confused student”
“ah yes a swing song. gotta swing. just like swings at your old elementary playgrounds. or mood swings. just swing.”
continued from solo and ensemble practice:
“you’re the first part player you need to have confidence yOurE just coUntinG off tHe gRoup iTs a siMple TasK”
“OH MAN THE FLANNEL JACKET IS COMING OFF THIS IS WHEN IT GETS SERIOUS”
“tuUuuuUuuuuUuUuuUuUuUUuUUUUUuNNe!”
“the sound of clarinet screeches is what my grades are gonna be at the end of this semester”
“man i wish i could speak french just so i could act like a serious scary judge”
“if i were a judge i’d give you all 1s. actually that’s a lie, i’d fail all of you. cause that’s he type of person i am.”
“BomBtAsTic you guys did”
“play as if you’re a child stepping on hot pavement. fast and lightly and slightly panicked.”
“i made a dumb mistake. never let me make any more dumb mistakes. just never let me leave my house again”
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