the sexiest pieces of Western European armor, the Savoyard helms.
a type of closed burgonet in use in the XVIIth century, it was also called the death’s head helmet in German and the Tête de cul in French {{citation needed}}
When a maiden doth unclothe herself before ye
Sir knight: My good blacksmith, I require a helm that shall communicate to mine enemies that I doth not give a shit about hither battle
Blacksmith: I have thee covered by noble sir
When ye spy cavalry on yonder hill
When thou dost make a most indecent jest.
When thou hoists the fair maiden upon thyne steed, and thou can see her ankles