Just very quietly I don’t see enough NSFW OTP prompts so uh I’m sorry for being a sinner

– person A giving a tired person B a back massage, purely as an excuse to feel them up. Bonus points if they lay on top and start kissing at B’s neck and shoulders

– “yes I get that your legs sore and you can’t put pants on over the bandage but goDDAMn you have a sweet ass… can I lick it?”

– “no you’re not allowed to boop me and if that means I gotta pin you down to stop you then so be it” (shut up you)

– person A trying not to stare so hard at B licking that ice block in the most tantalizing way. B’s secretly trying to get their attention though, so why not let the heat melt it a little, they’ll lick it up

– person A spilt something on the kitchen floor and are trying to clean it up asap. Person B is contemplating spilling their cereal on the floor just to watch A’s ass wiggle a little longer

– “which lipstick is better” “put it on me and I’ll tell you”

– its too hot to wear a shirt so dont mind me even though you told me not 3 hours ago you are darn into the whole cowboy so im gonna find something to chew and yes i pulled out my dad’s stetson

–  “look! I grew out my nails” *substantiates this by running them down other persons neck/back/thigh

– im drunk. youre drunk. you’re trying to hold vodka in your mouth to stop me getting drunker. can you even do basic maths?