pointlesslypointing:

clutchwokeup:

talking to yourself in the third person is neurodiverse culture fight me

“Hey bro, come on. What are you doing? You know damn well you should be cooking tonight, not just eating sandwiches. Dude. Put that bag of cheese down. No. Don’t eat it out of the bag! Wth??”

me, stumbling dissociatively into class, tripping over my own feet: introducing…The Zak