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could you imagine if one day you woke up n went downstairs to make breakfast and turned the news on and they were all freaking out about a new species of bird and david attenborough himself is there talking about its plumage and wingspan and call your curiosity is Peaked at this point you love birds but then they put up a picture of the bird and its literally just a picture of you wearing a peculiar squid hat you’ve never seen before in your life but its definitely you the mole on your neck that you got made fun of for in middle school is clearly visible like it cannot be another person that kinda looks like you its definitely you

and you call your like family or roommates over like why the fuck am i on tv how did you do this is this some kind of elaborate prank and they just give you that Look the what the fuck are you on about Look and then later in the week exclusive footage of the birds mating dance is televised and its literally just a video of you on stage in a club you’ve never been to doing the robot and youre agog like what the fuck is this but you never get an answer no one ever explains and you never hear about this ‘new bird’ ever again after that first week and if you try and bring it up to your family etc they just give you that Look again so you just stop asking and you never get an answer but you never stop thinking about it like what was that? what was that? could you imagine

Are you okay

I’m fine haha you know? Just a little hypothetical haha you know like what was that? haha you know what was that. like what was that 

what if it was the same thing but like with a type of crab

thats really unrealistic. is this a joke to you