algrenion:

“i wish i lived in the country side!”

no u dont. You dont want to have to drive an hour just to get some McDonalds. There is nothing to do here and everyone is racist. My neighbour’s chickens got stolen last week

Just about everyones tongued their cousin. 16 year olds drop out of school to marry their 20 odd year old partners who have kids already. Your neighbour grows “tomatoes” in the back yard and noone tunes their guitars.