Me: Daddy will you read me a story?
Daddy: *silence, pretending hes asleep*
Me: Fine I’ll read my own story
Daddy: …
Me: It’s called you’re a butthead.
Me: Daddy will you read me a story?
Daddy: *silence, pretending hes asleep*
Me: Fine I’ll read my own story
Daddy: …
Me: It’s called you’re a butthead.