waltermabry:

ask-understuck-players-admin:

Hey all you Humans are Weird writers- why haven’t any of you written about how an entire generation is still defensive over Pluto’s loss of planetary status because we all collectively packbonded with a planet.

“…anyway, the point is, we classified it as a planet when we thought just about everything that wasn’t a moon or a star was a planet because we had no idea dwarf planets were a thing.”

“Oh, a taxonomic mistake! How silly you must’ve felt about ever calling it a planet when you realised!”

[rumbling in the distance]

“Oh no.”

“What?”

[rumbling coming closer]

“You really should’ve not said that.”

“I don’t think I’m following y—”

[human bursts through door]

“WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY PLANET YOU FOUR BRAINED BITCH”