Why are 12 year olds so wild?

publicschoolstories:

A year 8 brought a dildo in to school – I wish I was joking. It was at least 10" and bright red. So, this kid is waving the dildo around at the lunch table and showing it to his friends (NB: We don’t know where he got this dildo and buying one in my country requires proof of age both online & in store) when one of our teachers walks nearby. Dildo Boy slams the dildo under the table in an attempt to hide it but that just makes the teacher more suspicious. Teacher rushes over to see whatever it is and demands that he hands it over. Dildo Boy then waves the dildo in her face before handing it over.

Her response? “You can collect it at the end of the day.” and then she had to walk it to the office on the other side of the building just with this dildo in her hand.

At least you’re not confiscating a massive bag of weed off a year 7 who forgot to bring a lighter