finnglas:

stealthflower:

feynites:

squidong:

cardozzza:

platovevo:

cats are so fake like they’re theoretically related to apex predators and yet they weigh 8 pounds, sleep 20 hours a day, and scream if you feed them half an hour later than usual

I deeply sympathize because I also like to sleep an unreasonable amount and yell when hungry.

incidentally, you are also an apex predator

apex predators are over-hyped, we’re all just tired and whiny.

Reblog if you, too, are tired and whiny.

Apex Predator is just a fancy way to say Attack-Damage Carry. We hit hard, but it takes us a long time/lot of feeding to power us up, and we’re squishy as hell until we get there.