socketwrenching:

the two funniest parts to me though: “you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards” and when Peter Parker tries to say “sooo technically it’s your fault I’m here” and tony snaps his head up and says “what did you just say?” with the Angry Dad Voice And peter starts to frantically backtrack thAT WAS SUCH A FUCKING DAD MOVE OH MY GOD I FELT THE FEAR OF GOD IN ME PETER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING