pointlesslypointing:

mariaareno:

alexlovessteampoweredgiraffe:

gnollgirl:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

soft-arthropod:

yet-another-mistake:

dateanenbysuggest:

“were you born a boy or a girl”

bold of you to assume I was born at all

I personally was created in a lab

Just straight up spawned

the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes

I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.

I was a violent post-taco bell nightmare shit that gained sentience and human form

I sprouted from the sea foam and became human when I touched the sand.

I was a tumour that ate another tumour, ejected itself, and grew sentience

azathoth spat me out their eyeball and here I am