brendanthesalty:

Pride Month but it’s like The Purge and at 12:01 AM on June 1 the Emergency Broadcast System comes on and says “This is your Emergency Broadcast System announcing the commencement of the annual Pride Month. All heterosexual activity, up to and including ___ , will be illegal for a period of 720 hours. Your government gay overlords thank you for your cooperation. May Cher be with you all.”