what-even-is-thiss:

supercalifragilisticosteoporosis:

what-even-is-thiss:

Siri, how do I end this story? I can’t find the ending. Where did it go? Hey Siri, locate the ending of my story.

I’m sorry, I don’t know what you mean by “Hey Siri, locate the ending of my story”.

Dammit Siri, what am I paying the apple overlords for?