My band director is probably a sugar daddy

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So, for a renaissance themed concert we had, my band director tried to get the university to get renaissance themed dresses for everyone. The university said that it wasn’t necessary, so they weren’t paying for it, so the director said, “ladies, write down small, medium, or large on this piece of paper I’m passing around and I’ll go to a costume store and buy them all.” All the girls were like “but how are you gonna get properly sized dresses based on that? Dress sizes can be weird” and he was like “trust me, I’ve got this.”

A week or two passes, and the dresses come in. All of the girls tried on their dresses, and each and every one fit perfectly (with the exception of maybe being too long on some of the shorter people) and he picked colors that went great on everyone and all the girls were like “WTF HOW?????” and he was like “I buy clothes for my girlfriends all the time, I’m really good at picking out sizes and colors based on body type and facial features.”

He is an almost 70-year-old man, and anytime someone happens to see him out in public he is with a different woman who looks at least 30 years younger than him

My band director is probably a sugar daddy

EDIT: Just wanted to add that I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it, I just think it’s really funny