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glumshoe:

fresh dads! cruelty-free dads! free-range, no GMOs, organic, fair-trade fathers! come and get ‘em while supplies last!

Can I trade in a broken one?

yes absolutely. we recycle unsalvageable parts and use them to make new dads. better dads.

Thanks! I think the road trip part is usable still.

We’ll keep that in mind! For an additional cost, we can fully customize a dad to your exact specifications. We can also upgrade existing dads if you just want a few tweaks to an otherwise satisfactory model.

Can you build one from scratch? I’ve misplaced my existing model.

Yes, of course, though the illustrious folks at Dadufacturing Inc are not responsible for any awkward social mishaps should replacement dads and original dads brush elbows (though we can equip new units with a wide variety of pesticides and racism-free dad jokes, in order to diffuse social tension through uncool humor).