celiaelise:

person: I have a simple and uncomplicated relationship with both my parents. While they occasionally annoy me, I generally respect them and enjoy being around them. They have always been supportive of me, are never manipulative or overbearing, and their treatment of me throughout my childhood has not caused me to develop any anxieties or other mental issues. I have always felt safe and secure around them, and I trust them.

me: …okay… I mean, that definitely sounds fake, but… okay…