Funny sides of Dissociative Identity Disorder

the-cj-chronicles:

double-blind-broken-mind:

-Who changed my passwords?

-Who ate my food!? or Woah who made me food!

-Wow I look fabulous today, or, holy heck I look terrible!

-*hair constantly changing*

-enormous wardrobe

-Is this my body? 

-WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE! 

-That one Alter that loves junk food too much.

-HOW DID I DO THAT! *reactions to things your alters can do exceptionally better than you.*

-Child alter draws not on paper.

-Doesn’t need drugs to feel disconnected and strange.

-Feeling like you never eat but YOU TOTALLY DO.

-What day is it?

-What time is it?

-WHERE AM I?

-IS CONFUSE?!?

-That one Alter that makes you jealous of yourself.

-That one alter that never front’s enough to take substantial amounts of time but just enough for you to forget you were doing something.

-*Sneezes* *Switches*

-Partners/friends/children missing some of your alters

-Your children having “favorites”

– Being a mom and a dad and brother and a sister.

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-WHY AM I CRYING SO EASILY I AM AN INDESTRUCTIBLE MACHine oh the body is on its monthly

-“you act so different all the time. It’s like you have multiple personalities or something haha” fuck she knows she KNOWS guys we need to move to Mexico and change all of our names (oh wait just change once name nvm)

-The Emo One Taking Over Almost Instinctively When Twenty-One Pilots Comes On

-Two alters on opposite sides of the political spectrum equally ready to punch a fucking Nazi

-someone having a contagious laugh in the headspace that tempts the current fronter to join in

-Autocorrect bonus round: fronter/frontier, alter/altar, DID/did, an alter’s name with a random object or adjective

-that one serious alter finally doing something funny

-walking in on two alters in love doing the Do in headspace