write-it-motherfuckers:

You were a vampire, immortal, powerful, ever young. Unfortunately it was that last part that was the problem. You had been turned when you were only a teen, all gangly limbs, and still changing body. Perpetually stuck with a baby face. Most other vampires had a hard time taking you seriously, despite you being older than quite a few of them.

Whilst this helped you get away with things a lot easier, it also meant that you were constantly being pulled aside by “concerned adults”. Even with the papers that you had regularly and professionally forged, thanks to some very high connections, you were constantly being called into question. Not to mention the fact that you had to constantly move around.

When you’re over 400 years old, and still being asked for ID, it gets more than a little tiresome. If only you had been turned a few years later.