property-is-theft:

hundondestiny:

quietstorm-thundathighs:

audio-sexual:

lightspeedsound:

tiny-librarian:

wishawed:

twigcollins:

kaitoukitty:

lettersfromeleanorrigby:

jujuberry136:

ifeelbetterer:

porcupine-girl:

thunderhunk:

The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog.

Right now, mine would be called Pizza and Prints.

Taco Bell and Couch Cushions is, like, the opposite of a pretentious lifestyle blog. It would practically be a parody of pretentious lifestyle blogs.

Soup and Window really depends on context…..is it a Microsoft stan blog? Is it emo? Or is someone having a Bad Patch and we all need to start sending them gifs of puppies?

Chinese Food and Chinese Food. I think I’m doing this wrong

Gingerbread To-Do List.

…whoops

Actually….”kit kats and a double oven” is an EXCELLENT name for a pretentious lifestyle blog. (If only they were my ovens!)

Dunks and the Road.  I am so ok with this.

Ice Phone. This sounds like a rapper’s name. I dig.

Mashed potatoes and blinds.

Pho and body pillows and if that’s not on brand for me idk what is

Biscuits & Framed Persian Cat Photos

I feel like a confusingly niche Youtube channel.

French fries & weed jar

fried chicken and mini markers

Ramen and bed

Grape Bottle…