not to start drama but *bites into tomato like an apple*
…I do this routinely? How is this a dramatic thing??
They taste good! How could you blame me for eating food that tastes good?
Like this
Oh come on. Have you ever eaten a tomato like an apple? Do you even know what it is you’re bashing? I promise you’re missing out.
I just want to make sure you know you are being judged, and being judged harshly
Tsk tsk. And here I thought you would come to your senses and settle down with a warm blanket and a juicy tomato to munch on, but I suppose I am too idealistic.
I would rather die
Tomatoes are good. You are too close minded to see it.
Tomatoes are good. But you wouldnt put one in a fruit salad
The fuck kind of fruit salads are you having where you aint putting tomato in bich?