jewishcap:

in a world with so many awful things happening & futures seeming more uncertain by the day, it’s actually braver & more transgressive to give stories (and their characters) happy endings

Gritty Realism is cowardice. cynicism is not productive unless it drives you to fix what’s wrong

katy-l-wood:

I went to Michaels the other day to get all the Halloween goodies and there was a lady in her early thirties there with a cart LOADED with stuff. She looked over at me and said:

“My husband said I’m only allowed to decorate one room of our house for Halloween, because otherwise I go a bit overboard. Joke’s on him, though, because we just bought a new house and I made him pick the one with an open floorplan. He hasn’t figured it out yet.”

A+ plan, lady. Good job. And thank you for helping me get stuff down off the tall shelves because I am smol.

verycharismaticdragon:

nzagul:

me, after indulging in a new obsession so completely i let it consume my every waking moment:

kalkris:

ariassong:

ariassong:

themetaisawesome:

techcat-mod:

bardicknowledgeblogger:

biglawbear:

medinaquirin:

riskpig:

kaleymonster:

durnesque-esque:

ceiphiedknight:

riskpig:

allisquish:

almostvivian:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

trouncing:

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

I’ll allow it.

I have but two words:

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

Perfection.

@anotherspecter

I ride into battle on one of these

Animal Companions

Fresh combat

Monks have to use these

Wizard’s Spell book

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

THE B A R D

forgave:

destructer:

reaglet:

I called my cat “my son” in front of my dad ONE TIME and now every time he wants the cat to leave him alone, he says “go see your father!”

jabura:

some kid: just drop your trash on the floor it’ll be picked up that’s what the cleaners are paid for

me: my mama said we can’t be friends anymore effective right now immediately