prismatic-bell:

evilkitten3:

rain-gem:

gnollgirl:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

soft-arthropod:

yet-another-mistake:

dateanenbysuggest:

“were you born a boy or a girl”

bold of you to assume I was born at all

I personally was created in a lab

Just straight up spawned

the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes

I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.

My alien dad threw up an egg and now I’m here

pretty sure my mom caught me in a rat trap

Jim Henson personally created me in the Creature Shop

Hand-hewn by artisan baby-crafters out of free-range, grass-fed, locally-sourced DNA.

once i had a mutual who stopped using tumblr because she became a nun

thivus:

groovyghost:

someone told her she needs jesus and she followed through on it

transzahhaks:

brodinsons:

lookhereiam:

Something that was bothering me that I had to draw.

#destroy the idea that you’re not being social if you don’t drink

YOU DO NOT OWE ANYONE AN EXPLANATION FOR WHY YOU DON’T PARTAKE OF ANY “SOCIAL” ACTIVITY

clatterbane:

wildcardarcana:

foxfairygender:

oppression isn’t generational and trying to frame politics as “the old people are wrong and the young people are right” erases the fact that there are old people who have been fighting the good fight for decades and the fact that there are young people who are literally nazis

Plus while there might be less old people fighting the good fight it’s usually because they were killed or were part of the minorities that have poor living conditions that kill you early

As came up recently, in fact: Seniors Are More Conservative Because the Poor Don’t Survive to Become Seniors

lameblr:

lameblr:

millennials have no brand loyalty because they’re poor not bc they’re disloyal

survey: what brand of toilet paper do you buy and why?

me: whatever’s on sale my ass ain’t picky

profeminist:

“Next Tuesday, McDonald’s workers at restaurants in 10 cities will walk off the job at lunch, waging the first-ever nationwide strike to combat sexual harassment.”

– TIME’S UP

McDonald’s Workers Are Going on Strike Over Sexual Harassment

NEXT TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 18th – SUPPORT THE STRIKE!!!

transish-lesbianish-kayleigh:

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou:

sjw-pit-bull:

Homophobia: Murder, corrective rape, conversion therapy, being disowned, losing your job, getting denied housing, harassment, etc

“Heterophobia”: being called a “straighty” on the internet.

Racism: Murder, police brutality, corrupt criminal justice system, not being hired for a job you’re qualified to do, denied housing, racial profiling, hate crimes, etc

“Reverse Racism”: being called a “whitey” on the internet.

Transphobia: Murder, police brutality, being disowned, being kept out of gendered spaces you belong in, getting denied housing, losing your job or not being hired, etc

“Cisphobia”: “down with cis”