30-minute-memes:

Destroy Dick December begins

Its the MOST, WONDERFUL TIME of the YEAR!

I saw that you are the “Patron Saint of Shitposts” and I thought you might be pleased to know that there’s a catholic holy day called Gaudete Sunday, where the priests wear pink robes.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

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this can’t be real

update: it’s real

update: it’s the sunday before my human birthday

Attention:

Gaudapocalypse is scheduled for Dec 16

here’s the icon

update: ARMAGAUDDEON

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

pomegranatesandcoffee:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Reminder absolutely do not harass anyone associated w/ the nickel post. We’ve all gotten dumb math problems wrong, do not make fun of anyone who had the dumb luck to do it on a popular internet post. Gaud frowns upon you.

“gaud frowns upon you” sends shivers down my raised-god-fearing spine

no harassing people who make harmless mistakes on my posts. this is tumblr, we are all proud dumbasses here

im ready to go back to bed

fangirltothefullest:

local-baby-boy-peter-parker:

edgelord-trashcan:

spicybastard:

“I’m finally going to write! I have a great idea!”

LAUGHS LOUDLY

barbieprivilege:

me: 🙂

target self checkout security camera: you look like this

me: 😦

nadiahilker:

shitboy96:

Reblog this and put your old urls (or as many as u can remember) in the tags

i’m gonna post this and seven seconds later someone is gonna pop in my ask box like SHIT THAT’S WHERE I KNOW YOU FROM

coneshotline:

the biggest influence tumblr has had on my life is that i always think of that ‘when white people do that half-jog across the road’ post when i do that white person half-jog across the road