freakphone:

Clearing my throat loudly while on the toilet like someones dad

pointlesslypointing:

0last-ditch-effort0:

pointlesslypointing:

wolfygecko:

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wolfygecko:

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wolfygecko:

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wolfygecko:

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wolfygecko:

pochowek:

imangelic:

not to start drama but *bites into tomato like an apple*

…I do this routinely? How is this a dramatic thing??

They taste good! How could you blame me for eating food that tastes good?

Like this

Oh come on. Have you ever eaten a tomato like an apple? Do you even know what it is you’re bashing? I promise you’re missing out.

I just want to make sure you know you are being judged, and being judged harshly

Tsk tsk. And here I thought you would come to your senses and settle down with a warm blanket and a juicy tomato to munch on, but I suppose I am too idealistic.

I would rather die

Tomatoes are good. You are too close minded to see it.

Tomatoes are good. But you wouldnt put one in a fruit salad

The fuck kind of fruit salads are you having where you aint putting tomato in bich?

The good kind

u missin out boo

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

now this is the Christmas mood

True friendship is finishing each others long yeabois

loveyousuggestions:

I love my bf thats all

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wolfygecko:

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wolfygecko:

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wolfygecko:

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wolfygecko:

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wolfygecko:

pochowek:

imangelic:

not to start drama but *bites into tomato like an apple*

…I do this routinely? How is this a dramatic thing??

They taste good! How could you blame me for eating food that tastes good?

Like this

Oh come on. Have you ever eaten a tomato like an apple? Do you even know what it is you’re bashing? I promise you’re missing out.

I just want to make sure you know you are being judged, and being judged harshly

Tsk tsk. And here I thought you would come to your senses and settle down with a warm blanket and a juicy tomato to munch on, but I suppose I am too idealistic.

I would rather die

Tomatoes are good. You are too close minded to see it.

Tomatoes are good. But you wouldnt put one in a fruit salad

The fuck kind of fruit salads are you having where you aint putting tomato in bich?

property-is-theft:

Only once the borders have been dismantled and the oppressors cast from their thrones will humankind know peace. Until then we will neither deserve nor have rest

alder-knight:

thegirlwiththeloontattoo:

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

holy fuck I love this