Author: hidd3nsyst3m

lord-kitschener:

lord-kitschener:

neuroticpantomime:

twinkcommunist:

jethroq:

Right wing nerds: the SJWs are making up imaginary genders

Right wing nerds, also:

So school shooters can get butt-pregnant now?

I love how “Sigma” exists to seemingly handwave away any man who’s not a loathsome monster inexplicably having a good life anyway.

I like how a doctor is used as the example of a lame, unimportant worker drone beta. If only he was as independent and leaderly as a rapey frat bro or a guy who runs “pick up artist” seminars, then he’d be someone who really matters!

Also this chart completely forgets the crucial “Ligma” class of men, so it’s clearly poorly researched

silenceandfire:

Someone: why do u always say u feel sick

Me: because, my sweet dude, I literally cannot determine the line between my mental illness and physical unwellness anymore. I am Literally Always Ready To Die I am in a constant state of uncomfort my guy it always makes me feel like I’m gonna be ridin the queasy train to regretville

Me: haha

c-maj:

“biological sex is a social construct” doesn’t mean “chromosomes, anatomy, hormones, and genitalia don’t exist”. it means “these exist, but assigning roles, labels, and expectations to certain combinations of these characteristics is a social construct, and an unnecessary and pointless (actually harmful) one at that”.

property-is-theft:

hundondestiny:

quietstorm-thundathighs:

audio-sexual:

lightspeedsound:

tiny-librarian:

wishawed:

twigcollins:

kaitoukitty:

lettersfromeleanorrigby:

jujuberry136:

ifeelbetterer:

porcupine-girl:

thunderhunk:

The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog.

Right now, mine would be called Pizza and Prints.

Taco Bell and Couch Cushions is, like, the opposite of a pretentious lifestyle blog. It would practically be a parody of pretentious lifestyle blogs.

Soup and Window really depends on context…..is it a Microsoft stan blog? Is it emo? Or is someone having a Bad Patch and we all need to start sending them gifs of puppies?

Chinese Food and Chinese Food. I think I’m doing this wrong

Gingerbread To-Do List.

…whoops

Actually….”kit kats and a double oven” is an EXCELLENT name for a pretentious lifestyle blog. (If only they were my ovens!)

Dunks and the Road.  I am so ok with this.

Ice Phone. This sounds like a rapper’s name. I dig.

Mashed potatoes and blinds.

Pho and body pillows and if that’s not on brand for me idk what is

Biscuits & Framed Persian Cat Photos

I feel like a confusingly niche Youtube channel.

French fries & weed jar

fried chicken and mini markers

Ramen and bed

Grape Bottle…