Negasonic: Yo Douchepool, what’s with the yellow suit?
Deadpool: I’m getting into character. It’s called method acting. You wouldn’t understand.
Negasonic: You look like an idiot.
Deadpool: PIKA PIKA ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE
choose one: fangs or pointed ears, immunity or immortality, wings or horns, greek mythology or egyptian mythology, chokers or anklets, dark red or dark green, glitter or blush, heels or boots, ripped jeans or fishnets, long nails or short nails, vampire or werewolf, oceans or forests, books or movies, phone calls or text messages, rings or studs and skirts or jeans.
snorting while laughing is cute y’all are just mean
I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils
You were a vampire, immortal, powerful, ever young. Unfortunately it was that last part that was the problem. You had been turned when you were only a teen, all gangly limbs, and still changing body. Perpetually stuck with a baby face. Most other vampires had a hard time taking you seriously, despite you being older than quite a few of them.
Whilst this helped you get away with things a lot easier, it also meant that you were constantly being pulled aside by “concerned adults”. Even with the papers that you had regularly and professionally forged, thanks to some very high connections, you were constantly being called into question. Not to mention the fact that you had to constantly move around.
When you’re over 400 years old, and still being asked for ID, it gets more than a little tiresome. If only you had been turned a few years later.
Antidepressants can be helpful but can we have some anti-dissociation pills ??
I’m glad cats meow that’s the perfect noise for their shape & size
べんきょうしなければならない 